10th wonder of the world

So first and foremost, do not correct me on how many wonders of the world there really are. It IS arguable and im not going to get into it. General consensus says there is 7 natural wonders of the world so im going to stick with that. end of discussion.

over to the point of tonights post...aaand switch.

Today at work i did not have a hair elastic. However, when i put my hair into a bun, it stayed there for over 2 hours. Without any assistance from so much as a clip, bobby pin or hair elastic. nothing. ziltch. wich is why I am proclamining this phenomenon an unexplainable wonder of the world. the 10th in fact. Left a lot of room between 7 and 10 to ensure that way i am not stepping on any other wonder of the worlds toes, cuz that would be a tragedy.

Off to make some more earrings. gotta keep up with the daily minimum of making 3 per day.

out and over.

step by step

So something that I like to do for fun, whether i am alone in the vehicle or with a passenger, sometimes I like to pump tunes from artists such as New Kids on the Block, Vanilla Ice, and of course the soundtracks to Little Mermaid and The Lion King. Now usually this is done as a complete joke, to see what kind of attention i can direct towards myself. (and of course, nothing sounds better then "I just cant wait to be king" by the lion king at full blast backed by phat bass from the subwoofer in the trunk..). But the other day as I was on my long journey to work aboard the public transit vehicle of awesomeness (aka the bus..) Something caught my attention.

I could not believe my ears. There it was, a brand new white jetta with one induvidual driving the car, with a sound system turned up louder then my headphones on my ipod busting out "step by step" by new kids on the block.

Now let me tell you, whomever you are...i know you are out there somewhere...you are my idol and quite possibly my soulmate. No one else would have this kind of courage, and for that i praise you.

I am still speechless..if you don't count the 216 some odd words I have just typed out..225...226... ok enough of that.

Good riddance.

P.S. For those of you who did not spend the majority of your early childhood in the 80s and early 90s, let me tell you this. New Kids on the Block were musical geniouses. Nothing will ever be able to match that kind of pure, solid talent...haha..oh and the dancing skills...

Productivity level = + 300%

NEW BEDDING NEW BEDDING NEW BEDDING! NO TIME TO TALK ABOUT IT MUST KEEP UP PRODUCTIVITY LEVEL. HAPPINESS LEVEL THROUGH THE ROOF!!!

I have had my eye on this little number for a while. Also, some of you extremely observant people may notice a certain thread chilling out in this picture. Well it is gone now, my camera died and i don't have time to change the batteries. (hmm.do i not have time or am i just lazy?....not sure.) I'll have more pictures up soon. There is a bigger story behind these sheets..not sure if i will share it for the sake of coming across as a bit creepy, i'll have to think about it.

Lisa the queen of productivity. (this is not a joke. please familiarize yourself with the post titled ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS - THIS IS NOT A JOKE for more information regarding when i am joking and how to react.)

Loosen up my buttons baby.....i just ate.

Tribute to the Pussycat Dolls - "Buttons"


I think this one speaks for itself. Can you tell how much this song repulses me? I had to make this as a retaliation because unfourtunately praying does not stop songs from coming on the radio as I was unpleasantly surprised by this little number which was ironically accompanied by justin timberlake's "sexy back" once again this morning. BARF.

Public Service Announcement

Just a quick note to Justin Timberlake. --- Stop trying to bring sexy back, its already been broughten. I brought it. stop stealing my material, think of something original already. gosh ---

And now I pray.

To the radio gods. Oh mighty ones. For the love of all things holy please refrain from playing this song more then once in one hour, i really dispise waking up to it. You know how it infuriates me to see him flaunting my material. Amen.
p.s. I would also like to thank kirsten dunst for no apparent reason.

Definition - Broughten:

a.To bring something.....before someone else?
b. I had already planned on fighting you.

(For the recond, since we are on the topic of being original, some of you nerds that watch stupid movies *cough* bring it on *cough, may argue that use of this word is anything but original. This IS however my material, I did create the word broughten. thats right i claim this as my own without any guilt or remorse what so ever. and you cannot stop me.)

Interrupted.

To the people yelling on the megaphone driving past my house at 3 in the morning the past three nights. Please stop. its a little exessive, and some of us are at least trying to pretend to be sleeping. I do my best thinking when im trying to get to bed and you are rudely interrupting my thought process with your shenanigans. Unless you are the cops and are on the lookout for a mass murderer or a car theif and find it necessary to yell out random things on the megaphone, please refrain from using this effective tool. I find it rather repulsive.

Kind Regards,

Lisa the crumpy.

Crumpy - Definition: A lovely mix between cranky and grumpy. State of upmost discontent towards the folks with the megaphone.

I have a complaint

random.

Question: Do nice guys finish last?

Answer: Absolutely not. but nice guys with bad teeth do.

I GET IT I GET IT!

Ok. So first and foremost, I have absolutely NO idea why i am posting this. It is absolutely mortifying and by showing it to the public i am taking the risk of permanently and publicly humiliating myself. So here it goes. Goodbye self-esteem, goodbye repuatation. I give you Lisa the not-so-genious.

This is a very ...intelligent...conversation that commenced between my little brother and myself at approximately 12:10 this morning.



Lisabelle says:
thats like tellign me to do fractions in my head instead of with a calculator or converting it to money
Steveiecore- says:
but i write SO SLOW that way.
Lisabelle says:
i just cant.
Steveiecore- says:
i can...
Steveiecore- says:
im weird. i can do ALOT of things both hands.
Lisabelle says:
like i dont even know what 1/3 plus 1/3 equals
Lisabelle says:
well it equals
Lisabelle says:
2/6
Lisabelle says:
which equals
Steveiecore- says:
then some things i cannot do ANYTHING with one hand or the other.
Lisabelle says:
1/3?
Steveiecore- says:
lol
Lisabelle says:
so how can 1/3 plus 1/3 equal 1/3
Lisabelle says:
i dont get it.
Steveiecore- says:
1/3 plus 1/3 equals 2/3
Lisabelle says:
see'
Lisabelle says:
i suck
Lisabelle says:
can you believe i just messed that up
Steveiecore- says:
put them like this
Lisabelle says:
ugh.
Steveiecore- says:
1 1
_ + _
3 3
Steveiecore- says:
add the TOPS
Steveiecore- says:
not the bottoms.
Lisabelle says:
OHHHH
Lisabelle says:
ok
Lisabelle says:
so when you add
Lisabelle says:
you always only add the top.
Steveiecore- says:
yes.
Steveiecore- says:
there ya go
Lisabelle says:
what about when you multiply
Steveiecore- says:
dur...been awhile..hmm
Lisabelle says:
1/3 plus 1/3 equals..2/3!
Steveiecore- says:
yayy
Steveiecore- says:
what does
Lisabelle says:
YESSS
Steveiecore- says:
6/8th's plus 5/8ths equal?
Lisabelle says:
hold on.
Lisabelle says:
is this a trick
Steveiecore- says:
nope.
Lisabelle says:
cuz its not guna work the way you told me
Steveiecore- says:
yes it will.
Lisabelle says:
11/8
Steveiecore- says:
exactly.
Steveiecore- says:
which equals?
Lisabelle says:
iduno
Steveiecore- says:
well, is 11 bigger than 8?
Lisabelle says:
yes
Steveiecore- says:
than, you take 8 out of the top number
Steveiecore- says:
making it a whole.
Steveiecore- says:
so
Lisabelle says:
why?
Lisabelle says:
thats stupid.
Steveiecore- says:
8/8=1
Steveiecore- says:
1 and?
Lisabelle says:
so wait. i dont get it!
Lisabelle says:
i go 11 minus 8
Steveiecore- says:
you have 11 of 8
Lisabelle says:
and taht cant be possible
Steveiecore- says:
like, if a pizza is sliced into 8 peices each pizza
Lisabelle says:
gjkdgkljdfgjdfkgjkdljg I HATE FRACTIONS
Steveiecore- says:
you have 11 peices
Steveiecore- says:
how many pizza's do you have?
Lisabelle says:
and 8 are eaten.
Lisabelle says:
oh...
Lisabelle says:
ohhhh
Lisabelle says:
!
Steveiecore- says:
YAYYY
Lisabelle says:
ok. you have 1 pizza plus
Steveiecore- says:
...?
Lisabelle says:
3 peices
Lisabelle says:
so that means you have 1 and..something?
Steveiecore- says:
1 and 3 what's?
Lisabelle says:
idont know.
Lisabelle says:
Steveiecore- says:
how many slices per pizza?
Lisabelle says:
8.
Lisabelle says:
ohhh
Lisabelle says:
1 and 3/8
Steveiecore- says:
YAYYYYYYYYYY
Lisabelle says:
OMG YES
Lisabelle says:
IM SO AWEOSOME
Steveiecore- says:
YOU ROCK MY WORLD!
Lisabelle says:
arent you supposed to learn this in like. gr.4?
Lisabelle says:
this is totally ackward.
Lisabelle says:
do you know thati have NEVER known that
Steveiecore- says:
lol
Steveiecore- says:
you know what you should do?
Lisabelle says:
i cant believe my little brother is teaching me math.
Steveiecore- says:
put this allin your blog
Lisabelle says:
*shudders*
Steveiecore- says:
copy+paste convo.
Lisabelle says:
hahaha
Lisabelle says:
yes good idea
Steveiecore- says:
dooo itttt
Lisabelle says:
excepti will embarass myself.
Steveiecore- says:
just the fractions part
Lisabelle says:
thats what i mean
Steveiecore- says:
COMON! I LAUGHED! ITS FUNNY! lol
Lisabelle says:
its terrifying
Steveiecore- says:
its hilarious.

snowbirds

so yesterday i went to the snowbirds airshow with my parents and it was absolutely fantastic. and i dont mean the sarcastic kind. I mean real take your breath away blow your mind kind of fantastic.

comon, hit me

So I was driving on my way up to my parents place for the night, when just after a blind hill a young man (with his back turned) decided to situate himself in the middle of my lane. Thus, forcing me to slam on my breaks to prevent from potentially taking his life.

With his arms spread out, shirt in hand, he turned around and slurred "com'on hit me...hit me...hit me tough guy.."

I didn't know what to think. It was so creepy. I couldn't believe how close I came to hitting him. I wonder what he would have done if I had.

Anyways..i honked the horn which in turn made him more agressive so I decided to just wait it out. After a few minutes I got a little break when he stumbled to the side of my car and I took off. I am not guna lie, I was quite frightened even though I did lock my car doors right away. But in a way I kind of felt bad for him. I didn't want him or anyone to get hurt so I called 911 right away and they informed me that they were already on their way. Turns out I wasn't the only person stopped in my tracks by this human being that night.

To the man in the middle of the road, try as hard as you can to not encourage people in automobiles to hit you. We do have an advantage and some people unfourtunately are not as patient or kind in this type of situation as I was. Also, if its possible, please try to control your alcohol/drug intake. My senses tell me that they do not help your decision making skills. If it is not possible to do this alone, there are people to help you out. Good luck to you.

Goodnight all.