News Flash.

Ok, just a few reminders for you people who dont seem to get it already. Lets just say, some FAQ's if you will.

#1. No, I am not a native american, i am not part native, i am not part of any tribe, so please stop asking me.
#2. Yes, I am fully aware that I am a fat cow, please stop reminding me.
#3. No, I no longer do favors for anyone, so please stop asking me that to.
#4. No, you cant borrow my car, no reason needed.
#5. No i wont try to hook you up with some sweet job, get over it. If they wanted you to work here, they would have called you already.
#6. Yes, I do like to work hard. If that bothers you, well i dont really give a shit.
#7. No, I probably dont want to go out to the pub. I either have to work early tomorrow and care about my performance, or I just dont care to see any of the pointless people trying to pick up who dont waste their time on me.
#8. A. Yes I have applied for a bigillion jobs back home, and B. No I havent heard back from any of them.
#9. No, I dont care if Brad Pitt is staying in the hotel, nor do I wan't to hear about what he had for dinner last night.
#10. No I don't care if you don't get along with your roomates and want a room change. Suck it up princess, i' m sure they dont like you either.
#11. No I will not bend any policy for you. Just because you tilt your head a little to the side and smile does not make you any more special nor does it make me care about you any more. In fact, it makes me care less. Try having a temper tantrum, or pouting, cussing and stomping away and maybe THEN I will bend the rules for you. How old are you again?

Question: Can I please have 3 new lightbulbs? NO? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT HAVE ANY! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO LIVE IN THE DARK?

Answer: No, I dont expect you to live in the dark at all. In fact that would be quite ridiculous. What I would suggest to you is stop being such a baby and go buy your own, because that is what people do in the REAL world.

Question: Can I have a vacuum? NO? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT HAVE ONE RIGHT NOW! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO, LIVE IN MY DISGUSTING MESS?

Answer: No, I dont expect you to live in your disgusting mess at all. See above.